Video Proof of me failing at GH III.

Wow.

I’ve never had so much fun yelling at a 40 year old woman to dodge.

    So yesterday I picked up Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii, and let me tell you something it is one of the most addicting games to ever exist. So what can make it even more fun you ask? Having your 40 year old aunt who barely touches a computer tag along!

She grasped the gameplay immediately, to my surprise and we were off to a great start, the only thing weighing her down were the sections where you have to dodge away from enemy attacks.

She didn’t know the controller well enough to know which button to press, but when it came to waggle, she did fine.

All in all, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles is a great game, and I STRONGLY recommend that you try to get the older members of your family to play it, it’s a riot.

Speedy Thing Goes in, Speedy Thing Comes Out, Nine Months Later I Was Born.

Well hello and good evening, Ian here with my first official blog post. (Well here at least) The few of you that may stumble upon this page, most likely by pure accident and/or drunkenness may be asking yourself “what exactly is this shit about?” it’s pure and simple: Life, Games, and tits.

…and a shitload of ranting.

All in all, this is purely for my personal enjoyment, nothing more nothing less, and I hope to make this a second home. Which is extremely sad.